I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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