To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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