You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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