I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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