Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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