He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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