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i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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