I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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