What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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