I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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