I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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