I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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