Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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