I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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