i jhust puked up my retainher.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
