Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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