you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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