If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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