READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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