I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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