dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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