at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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