Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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