i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Randomize
