it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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