I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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