i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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