Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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