So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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