Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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