Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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