Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My bed smells like the plague
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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