I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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