So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Buhtt sex?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Randomize
