i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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