is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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