Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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