well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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