I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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