I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Can I color on your dick again?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
