whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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