My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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