she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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