scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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