how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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