You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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