Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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