I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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