I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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