all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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