im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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