Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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