She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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