sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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