I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
