Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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