awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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