like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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