This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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